Children Believe Anything, That’s Why it’s Fun to Lie to Them (with special guest Jess)


Virtually all of America’s problems can be solved with better education. Our education expert, Jess, demonstrates the practical difficulties with not lying to children anymore.

The world is a shitty place and if we don’t illuminate that fact to kids they won’t feel the need to make it better.

Is that a bottle in your vagina or are you just happy to see me? (with special guest Mychael)

We start off with a couple surprisingly coherent thoughts on eugenics, but it swiftly devolves to autism and vaginas.