Episode 8
Captain America: The Original Libertarian
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Iron Man: We're murdering a fuck ton of civilians, we need regulation.
Captain America: Get your government hands off my superhuman enhancements!
Iron Man: Bruh. The government is what enhanced you in the first place.
Cap: I love you, Bucky! Never let go!
Despite not being like the comic hardly at all, Civil War was wildly entertaining. Action scenes were amazing, Bucky was angstier than a sixteen year old goth, and this movie will totally revive the Spider-Man franchise.
Grievances:
- Baron Zemo wasn't really Baron Zemo, he was just some butthurt Sokovian
- No concrete arguments were given for opposing registration
- No Stamford Incident (and therefore no Penance, the best comic book character ever)
- Needed more death