Nerdy, Bored, and Almost Thirty
Because making friends is hard. We like the sound of our own voices.
38 episodes, 2016–2019. Podcast feed
Joke's on You (with special guests Veronica and Summer)
Joker: The movie that doesn't really fit in Batman lore, but wouldn't have been made without its connection to Batman. Because really, without the clown paint he's just some loser with a gun. Beautiful cinematography…
It Chapter Two: The Re-Ittening
Border Wall (with Special Guest Jess)
As single childless people, it is our duty to cast judgement not only on parents, but the systems that affect parents. Call it a socialist hellhole of an idea, but maybe providing adequate paid time off to guardians…
Getting Inappropriate (with special guest Mychael)
Being white sure can be rough. Throw in heterosexuality and it's almost as if you can't say anything without offending someone anymore. This episode begins by touching on the nuances of cultural appropriation, but…
Idaho? No. You're the Hoe (The ongoing adventures of getting over it pt. 1)
Hooking up FWB Long term booty call Lovers Friends It's actually pretty simple to define the parameters of any relationship if you just use expectations and boundaries. Since psychics aren't real, you gotta use your…
Playing with Dolls
Welcome to Marwen was as weird and heartwarming as you probably suspect. Sara must've cried at least three times.
The Succubus on Our Couch (with special guests Jessica and Veronica)
While they may have intended to talk about the cinematic masterpiece that is Venom, our adventuresses quickly pushed that topic aside in favor of stories about romantic failure. Tune in to hear about failed…
Supreme Predator
With a bullet-proof story and an impeccable performance by Brett Kavanaugh, The Predator is gearing up to be an Oscar contender.
Held in Suspense...An Update
Just a quickie to whet your whistle.
Elephant in the Womb (with special guest Jessica)
This is great because we're actually agreeing, but it sounds like we're arguing. If a person with a fetus filled uterus discovers something atypical or undesirable about that clump of cells, should they be allowed to…
Did Nazi That One Coming... (with special guests Jessica and Anja)
How far should a person's ideals reach? What do we owe Nazis? Listen in and see if you can hear the exact moment Sara and Jessica change their minds about Anya's terrible decisions.
Finite Gems (with Special Guest Jessica)
Spoilers. We watched it and we're talking about it. Was Bane a better villain? Is death even real?
Rolling 1s in the Dating Scene Pt 2
Five minutes, five months, whatever. Mowgli and Sara are both doing way better in the dating scene (fuck you, you know who you are; you all know who you are) so we thought a stroll down misery lane would be fun.
The Last Time We'll Let Ourselves Get So Excited Over New Star Wars
The Force Awakens was a fun homage to A New Hope that did a fine job kicking off this new Star Wars trilogy. It introduced new characters, serviced fans with old characters, and set up new mysteries within the series…
Rolling 1s in the Dating Scene Pt 1
Dating, and online dating especially, can be pretty great - fucking people, fucking with people, meeting weirdos, being the weirdo - but it can also be super frustrating. In this long anticipated cast, Mowgli and Sara…
There Isn't a Father's Day in Space
It's been a big month in cinema for dads so this weekend was celebrated by getting drunk in movie theaters. Alien Covenant surprised no one by being super boring and not making sense. Fuck you, Ridley. That's not even a…
Close Encounters of the Rapey Kind
No, Sara didn't go on any particularly good dates. After a long deserved break Sara and Mowgli are back to pound NyQuil and speculate about aliens.
With Great Boredom Comes Great Responsibility
What would you do with super powers? Mowgli and Sara ponder this question and ultimately decide powers aren't good for much other than theft. They never even address the idea of using their powers for good.
Feeling Bernt Part II
Ugh.
Fantastic Communism
Sara and Mowgli begin discussing the new movie Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, but are quickly derailed. Like more quickly than usual. Sara wants to live in some kind of Libertarian-Socialist Wonderland and…
Feeling Bernt Part I
Mowgli and Sara are mad, but they're not stressin'. It only took a moment to reconcile the confusion of a Trump presidency - it's unfair to write off all of his supporters as dumb racists, but it's completely reasonable…
I Fuck in a Bed Like an Adult (with special guests Jess, Veronica, and Fred)
The gang is here to help you get laid. Mowgli muses on how the Sith pick up chicks. It starts with force choking and ends with rape. Quicksilver/Flash has a similar tactic: Running around raping people too quickly for…
Nice Nips, Sugar Tush!
It's not fair that men get to have all the fun of yelling at strangers, so Sara is going to try her hand at catcalling. But first she and Mowgli have to figure out what to say. Whether it's for a social experiment or…
Dice Rollers
Cartoons are the best way to motivate 90's kids and after watching HarmonQuest, Sara and Mowgli decided to blow the dust off their dice and play Dungeons & Dragons again. Sara's going to be DMing a short session so…
Suicide Gods
Suicide Squad didn't make any fucking sense, but at least we got drunk. The acting was adequate, fight scenes were blah, Enchantress wiggled a bunch, and we're not entirely sure what the plot was. (The government needed…
Children Believe Anything, That's Why it's Fun to Lie to Them (with special guest Jess)
Virtually all of America's problems can be solved with better education. Our education expert, Jess, demonstrates the practical difficulties with not lying to children anymore. The world is a shitty place and if we…
Just Slam It (with special guest Kali)
Break ups and poetry and other stuff I don't remember.
Goku Bracku
Goku Black is the main antagonist (thus far) in Super's new story arc and there is so much explaining that needs to happen. Sara and Mowgli toss around a few ideas, landing on a possible tie in with Xenoverse. The…
Celebrity Deathmatch (with special guest Johnny)
Our dear friend Johnny kept us on track with a number of topics which was helpful because Mowgli and Sara were pretty trashed. In a fight between Vin Diesel and The Rock, Mowgli and Sara agree that The Rock's size would…
Don't Drink Vodka and Pickle Juice
You don't choose what makes your dick hard, what makes your dick hard chooses you.
Captain America: The Original Libertarian
Iron Man: We're murdering a fuck ton of civilians, we need regulation. Captain America: Get your government hands off my superhuman enhancements! Iron Man: Bruh. The government is what enhanced you in the first place…
Bernin' Up
Sara has a really cool theory about Taxxons she wasn't allowed to talk about.
Trigger Warning! (with special guest Sarah)
Yeah, our housemate's name is also Sara(h). Mowgli was really happy he didn't have to learn a new name. While we do discuss trigger warnings, we mostly just talk about rape. Mowgli and Sara realize they attract certain…
Is that a bottle in your vagina or are you just happy to see me? (with special guest Mychael)
We start off with a couple surprisingly coherent thoughts on eugenics, but it swiftly devolves to autism and vaginas.
A Sleepy Sunday Afternoon
After spending all weekend drinking with our newly married buddy we just want to watch DB Super, jerk off, and go to sleep. Kind of a DB Super spoiler (Goku goes fucking HAM on Hit), but in all honesty you deserve it if…
When Trees Walk up.
Trying (and failing) to think up a catchy intro, getting way too literal with slang, and a silly story about doing meth in Thailand.
Batman and Supeman vs My Patience (with special guest Fred)
We just saw Dawn of Justice. Mowgli and Fred fucking hated it. Sara enjoys being confused so she was down.
Vegeta and Sexuality in Space
Our first podcast. We thought it would be like, one of those YouTube videos where people are talking and showing pictures, but we're way too lazy. We're too lazy to even edit this shit.