Suicide Gods

Suicide Squad didn't make any fucking sense, but at least we got drunk.

The acting was adequate, fight scenes were blah, Enchantress wiggled a bunch, and we're not entirely sure what the plot was.

(The government needed deniability so they gathered up a bunch of villains, but during that process one of them escapes and...acts like a villain. To maintain deniability, the government sends in its troops and helicopters - oh yeah, and those villains - to fight Putties and blow up the mess it created. Right?)

If you have a problem with Jared Leto's Joker, don't worry about it; he's only in the movie for about three minutes.

Also, Mowgli regales Sara with bible stories.