Being white sure can be rough. Throw in heterosexuality and it’s almost as if you can’t say anything without offending someone anymore.
This episode begins by touching on the nuances of cultural appropriation, but quickly turns to something much more interesting:
Butt stuff.
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While they may have intended to talk about the cinematic masterpiece that is Venom, our adventuresses quickly pushed that topic aside in favor of stories about romantic failure.
Tune in to hear about failed relationships, a failed threesome, and whether or not Voldemort is a submissive.
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Five minutes, five months, whatever. Mowgli and Sara are both doing way better in the dating scene (fuck you, you know who you are; you all know who you are) so we thought a stroll down misery lane would be fun.
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Dating, and online dating especially, can be pretty great – fucking people, fucking with people, meeting weirdos, being the weirdo – but it can also be super frustrating. In this long anticipated cast, Mowgli and Sara vent their frustrations with the opposite sex.
Part one focuses on Sara’s critical failures such as meeting a boy she actually liked and getting yelled at online by someone she doesn’t remember fucking.
Somehow everyone is just the worst.
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The gang is here to help you get laid.
Mowgli muses on how the Sith pick up chicks. It starts with force choking and ends with rape. Quicksilver/Flash has a similar tactic: Running around raping people too quickly for them to notice they’ve been violated.
Sara shares handy dating tips if you find yourself walking down a dark alley with a potential mate or if you want to fuck a sheep (the right way).
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It’s not fair that men get to have all the fun of yelling at strangers, so Sara is going to try her hand at catcalling. But first she and Mowgli have to figure out what to say.
Whether it’s for a social experiment or getting laid is irrelevant.
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You don’t choose what makes your dick hard, what makes your dick hard chooses you.
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Yeah, our housemate’s name is also Sara(h). Mowgli was really happy he didn’t have to learn a new name.
While we do discuss trigger warnings, we mostly just talk about rape.
Mowgli and Sara realize they attract certain types of people.
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We start off with a couple surprisingly coherent thoughts on eugenics, but it swiftly devolves to autism and vaginas.
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