Audio – Nerdy, Bored, And Well Past Thirty

Border Wall (with Special Guest Jess)

As single childless people, it is our duty to cast judgement not only on parents, but the systems that affect parents.

Call it a socialist hellhole of an idea, but maybe providing adequate paid time off to guardians (can’t say ‘mom and dad’ in this climate, you know that) would be beneficial to their ward and in turn beneficial to society in general.

As a Canadian, Jess (no, not that Jess. Not the other one either. A new one) gives Mowgli and Sara a little insight to the customs of the untamed North.

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Getting Inappropriate (with special guest Mychael)

Being white sure can be rough. Throw in heterosexuality and it’s almost as if you can’t say anything without offending someone anymore.

This episode begins by touching on the nuances of cultural appropriation, but quickly turns to something much more interesting:

Butt stuff.

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Idaho? No. You’re the Hoe (The ongoing adventures of getting over it pt. 1)

Hooking up

FWB

Long term booty call

Lovers

Friends

It’s actually pretty simple to define the parameters of any relationship if you just use expectations and boundaries. Since psychics aren’t real, you gotta use your words and tell a person what you’d like from them and the stuff you won’t stand for. They listen, they add their own criteria, and suddenly you’re both on the same page.

And if a party has an issue, the beautiful thing about romantic/sexual relationships is that they can be broken off whenever you want for any reason. If you can’t live up to those expectations – if you have an issue with any boundary – you can peace out.

But being alone is very very scary. Some people only decide to peace out when they have another body to cling to so they’ll build up another relationship before properly leaving the first. Often, deceit is involved.

Learn how Mowgli deals with these harsh truths.

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Playing with Dolls

Welcome to Marwen was as weird and heartwarming as you probably suspect. Sara must’ve cried at least three times.

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The Succubus on Our Couch (with special guests Jessica and Veronica)

While they may have intended to talk about the cinematic masterpiece that is Venom, our adventuresses quickly pushed that topic aside in favor of stories about romantic failure.

Tune in to hear about failed relationships, a failed threesome, and whether or not Voldemort is a submissive.

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Did Nazi That One Coming… (with special guests Jessica and Anja)

How far should a person’s ideals reach? What do we owe Nazis? Listen in and see if you can hear the exact moment Sara and Jessica change their minds about Anya’s terrible decisions.

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Finite Gems (with Special Guest Jessica)

Spoilers. We watched it and we’re talking about it.

Was Bane a better villain? Is death even real?

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The Last Time We’ll Let Ourselves Get So Excited Over New Star Wars

The Force Awakens was a fun homage to A New Hope that did a fine job kicking off this new Star Wars trilogy. It introduced new characters, serviced fans with old characters, and set up new mysteries within the series.

The Last Jedi made no attempt to solve these mysteries (who’s Snoke? What’s Rey’s lineage?) and barely addressed them at all.

Mowgli and Sara went into this movie with high hopes but were left confused, angry, and with more questions than answers. Still going to see Episode IX when it comes out, obviously.

Fucking Disney.

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Rolling 1s in the Dating Scene Pt 1

Dating, and online dating especially, can be pretty great – fucking people, fucking with people, meeting weirdos, being the weirdo – but it can also be super frustrating. In this long anticipated cast, Mowgli and Sara vent their frustrations with the opposite sex.

Part one focuses on Sara’s critical failures such as meeting a boy she actually liked and getting yelled at online by someone she doesn’t remember fucking.

Somehow everyone is just the worst.