The gang is here to help you get laid.
Mowgli muses on how the Sith pick up chicks. It starts with force choking and ends with rape. Quicksilver/Flash has a similar tactic: Running around raping people too quickly for them to notice they’ve been violated.
Sara shares handy dating tips if you find yourself walking down a dark alley with a potential mate or if you want to fuck a sheep (the right way).
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It’s not fair that men get to have all the fun of yelling at strangers, so Sara is going to try her hand at catcalling. But first she and Mowgli have to figure out what to say.
Whether it’s for a social experiment or getting laid is irrelevant.
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Cartoons are the best way to motivate 90’s kids and after watching HarmonQuest, Sara and Mowgli decided to blow the dust off their dice and play Dungeons & Dragons again.
Sara’s going to be DMing a short session so she’s giving Mowgli a summary of what they’ll be doing and the characters they’ll be doing it to.
If all goes well, we’re planning to do a Vampire: The Masquerade game and Sara’s going to try to convince people to do an Animorphs campaign with her.
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Suicide Squad didn’t make any fucking sense, but at least we got drunk.
The acting was adequate, fight scenes were blah, Enchantress wiggled a bunch, and we’re not entirely sure what the plot was.
(The government needed deniability so they gathered up a bunch of villains, but during that process one of them escapes and…acts like a villain. To maintain deniability, the government sends in its troops and helicopters – oh yeah, and those villains – to fight Putties and blow up the mess it created. Right?)
If you have a problem with Jared Leto’s Joker, don’t worry about it; he’s only in the movie for about three minutes.
Also, Mowgli regales Sara with bible stories.
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Virtually all of America’s problems can be solved with better education. Our education expert, Jess, demonstrates the practical difficulties with not lying to children anymore.
The world is a shitty place and if we don’t illuminate that fact to kids they won’t feel the need to make it better.
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Goku Black is the main antagonist (thus far) in Super’s new story arc and there is so much explaining that needs to happen.
Sara and Mowgli toss around a few ideas, landing on a possible tie in with Xenoverse. The Kaioshin and time travel are definitely involved; Mowgli thinks Black could have become a god of destruction.
Or maybe Northern Kai is sick of Goku killing him (and his friends and his planet) so he’s exacting revenge by framing him?
Regardless, it makes for more Vegeta/Goku fan service fights.
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