Break ups and poetry and other stuff I don’t remember.
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Goku Bracku
Goku Black is the main antagonist (thus far) in Super’s new story arc and there is so much explaining that needs to happen.
Sara and Mowgli toss around a few ideas, landing on a possible tie in with Xenoverse. The Kaioshin and time travel are definitely involved; Mowgli thinks Black could have become a god of destruction.
Or maybe Northern Kai is sick of Goku killing him (and his friends and his planet) so he’s exacting revenge by framing him?
Regardless, it makes for more Vegeta/Goku fan service fights.
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Celebrity Deathmatch (with special guest Johnny)
Our dear friend Johnny kept us on track with a number of topics which was helpful because Mowgli and Sara were pretty trashed.
In a fight between Vin Diesel and The Rock, Mowgli and Sara agree that The Rock’s size would be no match for Vin Diesel’s MMA and Muay Thai training. Johnny thinks that’s crazy.
(Vin Diesel would destroy The Rock)
He also thinks it’s crazy that Sara hates Jack Nicholson.
The conversation is rounded out nicely with a short discussion about racism thanks to our trusty racial injustice calendar.
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Don’t Drink Vodka and Pickle Juice
You don’t choose what makes your dick hard, what makes your dick hard chooses you.
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Captain America: The Original Libertarian
Iron Man: We’re murdering a fuck ton of civilians, we need regulation.
Captain America: Get your government hands off my superhuman enhancements!
Iron Man: Bruh. The government is what enhanced you in the first place.
Cap: I love you, Bucky! Never let go!
Despite not being like the comic hardly at all, Civil War was wildly entertaining. Action scenes were amazing, Bucky was angstier than a sixteen year old goth, and this movie will totally revive the Spider-Man franchise.
Grievances:
- Baron Zemo wasn’t really Baron Zemo, he was just some butthurt Sokovian
- No concrete arguments were given for opposing registration
- No Stamford Incident (and therefore no Penance, the best comic book character ever)
- Needed more death
Good on them for making Redwing a robot; Falcon’s psychic link to birds is ridiculous.
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Bernin’ Up
Sara has a really cool theory about Taxxons she wasn’t allowed to talk about.
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Trigger Warning! (with special guest Sarah)
Yeah, our housemate’s name is also Sara(h). Mowgli was really happy he didn’t have to learn a new name.
While we do discuss trigger warnings, we mostly just talk about rape.
Mowgli and Sara realize they attract certain types of people.
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Is that a bottle in your vagina or are you just happy to see me? (with special guest Mychael)
We start off with a couple surprisingly coherent thoughts on eugenics, but it swiftly devolves to autism and vaginas.
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A Sleepy Sunday Afternoon
After spending all weekend drinking with our newly married buddy we just want to watch DB Super, jerk off, and go to sleep.
Kind of a DB Super spoiler (Goku goes fucking HAM on Hit), but in all honesty you deserve it if you’re not caught up by now.
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When Trees Walk up.
Trying (and failing) to think up a catchy intro, getting way too literal with slang, and a silly story about doing meth in Thailand.
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